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Does Wayne Gretzky Deliver Pizza?every time I look at TVa magazine newspaper billboard I see Wayne Gretzky’s grin is there anything Wayne Gretzky won’t do for another buck? does he deliver the pizza in fifteen minutes, a Domino’s sign on Janet’s wedding white Rolls Royce? the other day I saw Gretzky in Chatelaine, his whole family curled up in bed, watching TV, drinking Folger’s coffee I felt like a voyeur, I don’t want to see Wayne and his family in bed, and I sure don’t intend to drink Folger’s I can’t walk into the Bay without Wayne’s Wear, black and gray, calling out to me, and I like it until I realize it’s Gretzky again Wayne can wear what he wants, drink Folgers’s, eat pizza, I just don’t want to know about it when he endorses hockey sticks, even skates, I don’t believe him anymore our idols are graven, lacking gravity I’m writing this poem because I hope he’ll read it (do hockey players read poetry?) and sue me for slander poets ought to be sued, often, if they aren’t, their poetry has lost its salt ©2005 by Carl Leggo Carl Leggo is a professor at the University of British Columbia, where he teaches courses in writing. He is the author of three books: Growing Up Perpendicular on the Side of a Hill, View from My Mother's House, and Teaching to Wonder: Responding to Poetry in the Secondary Classroom.
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